The Signs: A (Harsh) Summary

natal-chart:

Aries: need to chill

Taurus: fuckboy

Gemini: two-faced

Cancer: boring soccer mom

Leo: adult babies

Virgo: ugh

Libra: fake bitches

Scorpio: the sad comedians

Sagittarius: irritating over achievers

Capricorn: human shoelace

Aquarius: god complex

Pisces: crying trashcan

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